RENT-A-SPONSOR
  • Are you tired of being told like it is?
  • Still looking for that easier, softer way?
  • Had enough of that same old time-tested direction?

No Reading! No Writing! No Deadlines!

STANDARD FEATURES INCLUDE:
*Listening to your sniveling without constant reference to the Big Book or Steps!
*Co-signing your excuses and rationalizations!
*Work only the Steps you want, in the order you choose!
*Learn the secret of giving it away before you even have it!
*Why "walk the walk" when you can just "talk the talk?"
*Remember, it's better to look good than to feel good!
*Why save your ass at the cost of losing your face?
 
 
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